{"id":2283,"date":"2011-11-22T18:56:17","date_gmt":"2011-11-22T10:56:17","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.ahfatt.com\/?p=2283"},"modified":"2011-11-22T19:39:43","modified_gmt":"2011-11-22T11:39:43","slug":"fail-accounting-camne-jadi-ceo","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.ahfatt.com\/?p=2283","title":{"rendered":"Fail Accounting, camne jadi CEO?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/media1.malaysiakini.com\/413\/42e6d5756e214effc412b16b75459d2d.gif\" alt=\"bodoh\" \/><br \/>\n<strong>\uff08\u5409\u9686\u576118\u65e5\u8a0a\uff09\u570b\u5bb6\u990a\u725b\u4e2d\u5fc3\u5728\u5409\u9686\u5761\u5b5f\u6c99\u8cfc\u7f6eOne Menerung\u8c6a\u83ef\u516c\u5bd3\u5169\u500b\u55ae\u4f4d\uff0c\u5982\u4f55\u53ef\u4ee5\u6bcf\u6708\u7372\u53d67\u842c\u4ee4\u5409\u7684\u6536\u5165\uff1f<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>\u5c0d\u5404\u754c\u7684\u7591\u554f\uff0c\u570b\u5bb6\u990a\u725b\u4e2d\u5fc3\u57f7\u884c\u4e3b\u5e2d\u62ff\u7763\u83ab\u54c8\u672b\u6c99\u5217\u4eca\u65e5\u89e3\u91cb\uff0c\u6bcf\u500b\u55ae\u4f4d\u7684\u6708\u79df\u662f1\u842c8\u5343\u4ee4\u5409\u3002<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>\u6b64\u5916\uff0c\u8a72\u4e2d\u5fc3\u56e0\u70ba\u4ee5690\u842c\u4ee4\u5409\u8cfc\u8cb7\u6bcf\u55ae\u4f4d\u7684\u8c6a\u83ef\u516c\u5bd3\uff0c\u56e0\u6b64\u7372\u5f97\u767c\u5c55\u5546\u7d66\u4e88\u6bcf\u500b\u670810%\u7684\u73fe\u91d1\u56de\u6263\u3002<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>\u201c\u570b\u5bb6\u990a\u725b\u4e2d\u5fc3\u662f\u7528\u73fe\u6b3e\u8cfc\u8cb7\u516c\u5bd3\uff0c\u56e0\u6b64\u6bcf\u6708\u7684\u73fe\u91d1\u56de\u6263\u9ad8\u90545\u842c7\u5343\u4ee4\u5409\u3002<\/p>\n<p><\/strong><strong>\u201c\u5169\u8005\u52a0\u8d77\u4f86\uff081\u842c8\u5343\u4ee4\u5409\u548c5\u842c7\u5343\u4ee4\u5409\uff09\u7684\u7e3d\u6578\u662f\u6bcf\u500b\u67087\u842c5\u5343\u4ee4\u5409\u3002\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>ei halo!!!! You tahu accounting ke tak???<br \/>\nAda satu bijik kereta iswara, harga asal RM 42k,<br \/>\nkalau saya beli cash, Proton kasi rebate RM 12k,<br \/>\nmaknanya saya akan bayar RM 30k, betul? No problem.<br \/>\nLepas tu saya sewa kereta ni kat Sharizat, dia nak bawa teksi,<br \/>\nsaya sewa kat dia satu tahun 12 bulan, harga sewa satu bulan RM 500.<br \/>\nOk, sekarang aku tanya, berapa income saya satu bulan?<br \/>\nMestilah RM500!!!!!!<\/p>\n<p>ini bodoh punya Shahrizat punya husband, dia cakap, sebab ada rebate 12k,<br \/>\nRM12k\/12 = RM 1k satu bulan,<br \/>\nso, saya sewa kereta kat Sharizat buat teksi,<br \/>\nincome saya = sewa + rebate<br \/>\n= 1000 + 500<br \/>\n= RM 1500!!!!!<br \/>\nFulamak!!!!!<br \/>\norang yang bodoh ini dia dapat projeck million-million ternak lembu!!!<br \/>\ndia accounting pun tak erti dia nak jadi CEO!!!!!<br \/>\nBODOH!!!!!!!<\/p>\n<p>itu la&#8230;tiap-tiap tahun kita orang bayar Tax bulan April&#8230;<br \/>\nsemua mana pergi?<br \/>\nmana pergi?<br \/>\nFuck la!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\uff08\u5409\u9686\u576118\u65e5\u8a0a\uff09\u570b\u5bb6\u990a\u725b\u4e2d\u5fc3\u5728\u5409\u9686\u5761\u5b5f\u6c99\u8cfc\u7f6eOne Menerung\u8c6a\u83ef\u516c\u5bd3\u5169\u500b\u55ae\u4f4d\uff0c\u5982\u4f55\u53ef\u4ee5\u6bcf\u6708\u7372\u53d67\u842c\u4ee4\u5409\u7684\u6536\u5165\uff1f \u5c0d\u5404\u754c\u7684\u7591\u554f\uff0c\u570b\u5bb6\u990a\u725b\u4e2d\u5fc3\u57f7\u884c\u4e3b\u5e2d\u62ff\u7763\u83ab\u54c8\u672b\u6c99\u5217\u4eca\u65e5\u89e3\u91cb\uff0c\u6bcf\u500b\u55ae\u4f4d\u7684\u6708\u79df\u662f1\u842c8\u5343\u4ee4\u5409\u3002 \u6b64\u5916\uff0c\u8a72\u4e2d\u5fc3\u56e0\u70ba\u4ee5690\u842c\u4ee4\u5409\u8cfc\u8cb7\u6bcf\u55ae\u4f4d\u7684\u8c6a\u83ef\u516c\u5bd3\uff0c\u56e0\u6b64\u7372\u5f97\u767c\u5c55\u5546\u7d66\u4e88\u6bcf\u500b\u670810%\u7684\u73fe\u91d1\u56de\u6263\u3002 \u201c\u570b\u5bb6\u990a\u725b\u4e2d\u5fc3\u662f\u7528\u73fe\u6b3e\u8cfc\u8cb7\u516c\u5bd3\uff0c\u56e0\u6b64\u6bcf\u6708\u7684\u73fe\u91d1\u56de\u6263\u9ad8\u90545\u842c7\u5343\u4ee4\u5409\u3002 \u201c\u5169\u8005\u52a0\u8d77\u4f86\uff081\u842c8\u5343\u4ee4\u5409\u548c5\u842c7\u5343\u4ee4\u5409\uff09\u7684\u7e3d\u6578\u662f\u6bcf\u500b\u67087\u842c5\u5343\u4ee4\u5409\u3002\u201d ei halo!!!! You tahu accounting ke tak??? Ada satu bijik kereta iswara, harga asal RM 42k, kalau saya beli cash, Proton kasi rebate RM 12k, maknanya saya akan bayar RM 30k, betul? No problem. Lepas tu saya sewa kereta ni kat Sharizat, dia nak bawa teksi, saya sewa kat [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6,3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2283","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-politic","category-life"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ahfatt.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2283","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ahfatt.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ahfatt.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ahfatt.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ahfatt.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2283"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.ahfatt.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2283\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ahfatt.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2283"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ahfatt.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2283"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ahfatt.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2283"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}