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1. Men are NOT mind readers.
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1. Learn to work the toilet seat.
\nYou’re a big girl.
\nIf it’s up, put it down.
\nWe need it up, you need it down.
\nYou don’t hear us complaining about you leaving it down.
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1. Shopping is NOT a sport.
\nAnd no, we are never going to think of it that way.
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1. Ask for what you want.
\nLet us be clear on this one:
\nSubtle hints do not work!
\nStrong hints do not work!
\nObvious hints do not work!
\nJust say it!
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1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.
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1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument.
\nIn fact, all comments become null and void after 7 Days.
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1. If you think you’re fat, you probably are.
\nDon’t ask us.
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1. You can either ask us to do something, OR tell us how you want it done.NOT BOTH.
\nIf you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.
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1. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say during commercials.
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1. If we ask what is wrong and you say “nothing,” we will act like nothing’s wrong.
\nWe know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.
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1. If you ask a question you don’t want an answer to, expect an answer you don’t want to hear.
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1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine… Really .
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1. Don’t ask us what we’re thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as baseball or golf.
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1. You have enough clothes.
\n1. You have too many shoes.
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1. Thank you for reading this.
\nYes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight;
\nBut did you know men really don’t mind that?
\nIt’s like camping.<\/p>\n
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