小学有个同学名叫诺阿芝蜜拉NorAzmira
很漂亮，我曾经是她的乘法表小老师
我曾经喜欢过她，很纯很纯那种。
Yasmin Ahmad去世了。
今天郑丁贤的专栏说起了她有关小学恋情的广告。
我去找来看了，就想起这回事。
Tan Hong Ming : Her name is Umi..Umi Qazrina.. I like her..
Lady : Why do you like her?
Tan Hong Ming : She wears earrings.. She ties a ponytail… She’s pretty.
Lady : What do you wish you could say to her?
Tan Hong Ming: Do you wanna come on a date.. err.. to a romantic dinner..
Lady : Does she know you like her?
Tan Hong Ming: No, I keep it a secret.
Lady : Why?
Tan Hong Ming: I don’t want the whole world to know.
Lady : Why not?
Tan Hong Ming: Because everybody will laugh at me.
Lady : Why should they laugh at you?
Tan Hong Ming: Cause she doesn’t like me.
Lady : She doesn’t like you?
Umi Qazrina: My name is Umi Qazrina.
Lady : Who’s your best friend?
Umi Qazrina: Tan Hong Ming.
Lady : Do you like him?
Umi Qazrina: * momentary silence*
Lady : Do you have a boyfriend?
Umi Qazrina: Yes.
Lady : Who is your boyfriend?
Umi Qazrina: Tan Hong Ming.
（Tan Hong Ming爽呆了~~~）
oi,四个字，怎么样，什么时候让我做你boyfriend?
Do you wanna come on a date..
err.. to a romantic dinner？？？